pump.fun street poster: Pill your friends, be the next kimchipump.fun put it on a wall“be the next kimchi”So we built the place to do it. See the ad ↗

Be the next Kimchi.

Three bots build your larp: the lifestyle pic, the origin thread and the PnL card. Pick one, post it in a minute.

What do you need?

01LifestyleLambo, Rolex, mansion. Type it, get the pic.02LoreYour rags-to-riches origin thread, ready to post.03PnL CardYour @, your pfp, a win where the math adds up.

$LARP launches soon on pump.fun

Pepe in a bathrobe holding cash

The mission

Nobody checked Kimchi's wallet.

Kimchi says he turned a few grand into $40M on TRUMP. Nobody has seen the wallet, and nobody needed to. The pics, the story and the screenshots did the work. Now he has a coin with his name on it.

Then pump.fun ran an ad: "be the next Kimchi". We took it literally. You need three props to pull it off: proof of the life, the story of how you got it, and a PnL card that backs the story up.

LARP makes all three. You bring the handle.

  • $40MKimchi's claimed TRUMP win
  • 0wallets he posted
  • 3bots to make yours

Pick a bot

The bots

Pick one. Or do all three and post them as a set.

Lifestyle bot

Describe the life and I'll shoot it, photo-real. Got a photo already? Attach it and tell me what to change.

Lifestyle bot

The playbook

Four steps to your own lore.

  1. 01Dress the setPost the life first: the lambo in the driveway, the watch on the wheel, dinner on the jet. Lifestyle makes them photo-real, no selfie needed.Open the bot →
  2. 02Tell the origin storyNight shift, $600 to your name, one coin nobody believed in. Lore writes the thread under your handle.Open the bot →
  3. 03Show the receiptReply to your own thread with the PnL card. Your @, your pfp, Bought and Sold that agree to the cent.Open the bot →
  4. 04Never explainKimchi never posted a wallet. Don't post yours. Let the replies argue.

Why $LARP

The coin pays the bills.

Every photo and thread runs on paid image and AI models. $LARP creator fees cover them, so the bots stay free for everyone while the coin trades.